| me: | omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites |
| person: | oh cool like what |
| me: | *instantly forgets every book, tv, film, play, poem, screenplay, silent movie, musical, text book, spoken word, freaking mime production i've ever seen, listened to, or read* |
I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework
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do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
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This was our prime minister at some point and I am shedding the creys
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
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