fffcuk:

I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework

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petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

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p0kemina:

This was our prime minister at some point and I am shedding the creys

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shelovesasianfood:

Wanton Noodle (by P3rSeUs)

screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

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